(Dictated by Boookie, typed by a faithful and long-suffering secretary.)
After Daddy finished a 1,000 page report at work, the meerkat-hobbit family decided to take some time off and go on vacation to California and stay there for a week. The first part was interesting. We went to Seatac Airport and got on a Southwest aircraft. We were going to fly to Ontario airport, then go to Huntington Beach to stay there. (Once we stopped in Oakland but didn't get off the plane.) When we got to Ontario, we rented a very high tech minivan and went to Huntington Beach. It was an hour drive so it was quite hilarious once everyone had fallen asleep except Mommy, Daddy and me. We rented a room at the Regency Inn.
The first morning was a "down day" after the long trip to Huntington Beach. The breakfast was amazing because they had almost the opposite of the healthy breakfast we usually have; everything from cold cereal to pancakes that came out of a completely complicated pancake machine. The "down days" throughout the rest of the vacation were quite exciting because we always managed to get some time in the pool.
The next day was at Disneyland. Below is a picture of General Boookie next to his cavalry cannon! (I said to Daddy, "Go ahead and put the pictures in the order that they were taken." And, as you know, this is not at the very beginning of Disneyland, but it is the earliest picture we have of me in Disneyland. P.S. I'm not really like Ela or Seimi - I don't really include pictures of the others unless I have to get the good parts out of it.)
And here is the first part from we went to Frontierland. It's quite 19th century, from wooden ships to Indiana Jones. Here is a picture of me at the Frontierland shooting range. I think it's pretty cool that they're like Sharps rifles.
Here is me enjoying my new bolt action rifle and my new Indiana Jones hat. Though, before, on the first day of Disneyland - (which, I forgot to mention, we went two times) - I had gotten my first gun, a Colt Navy revolver with holster. By the time we got back from vacation, pretty much all I did was play Indiana Jones with my Legos and decide to be him for Halloween.
Here is me and the other two bolt-action-sniping on fake moose on the island.
Here is me and the other two with our discovered treasure. We are not really pirates, we are just treasure hunters.
This picture and the one above are both on an island in Frontierland. Here is me climbing on what happens to be the inside of a cannibal cage.
Anchors Aweigh! Here is a picture of me on the Frontierland ship "Columbia." The ship was amazing because later my mom mentioned that it actually runs on tracks in the water. Another reason why it was so awesome is because it had cannons, and you could go below deck.
Here is a picture of me and Ela on the helm of the "Columbia."
Here is the second time that we went to the Frontierland shooting range.
Here is me getting ready for the Autopia driver's test through which I earned my Autopia driver's license.
Here is me at the wheel with Ela on what was hoped to be our camouflage, jeep-like Autopia car.
And here is the fourth and youngest child in the family, who is nicknamed Eejee the Monkey/Meerkat little baby. He is enjoying the fun by one of his most hypnotizing stares - it's so cute it will hypnotize you!
Here the last big part in Disneyland for the rest of our vacation. Here is the Iron Man mansion and all his suits.
Here's me as the first-born next to the Mark I suit.
Here is another one of the suits, which we have clearly forgotten which Mark it is.
Here is me next to one of the Iron Man suits with my Iron Man laser gloves pointed at the camera.
Here was one of the most exciting parts of Disneyland - going to get a picture with Captain America! Here is the suit from his first mission.
And here are the four of us who got a picture with Captain America,
the Steve Rogers!
We have skipped ahead to the last big visit of our vacation, going to Legoland. Here are me and Ela on what happens to be some safari jeep cruise in our giraffe-spotted jeep.
This is what happens to be me being eaten by a confounded lion-ish African beast.
Here is me on the ride that I went on when I was six, last time I went to either Legoland or California.
Here is me, Indiana Jones-ishly relaxing in California sun, with my Indiana Jones hat pulled down over my eyes, sipping root beer at the pizza and pasta restaurant in Legoland.
Here is us on the Lego Hydronaut speedboat ride.
Here is the last part of the last visit, at the Legoland water playground.
Here are me and Daddy, soaked after I went down a wet waterslide.
Here are some views of the water cannons at the water playground.
And here is Boookie, soaked and exhausted at the water playground.
Here is me shaking hands with Han Solo, whose character also plays Indiana Jones.
Here, you can have your hat back!
As we were exiting Miniland, we happened to come upon what happened to be a remote-controlled Lego R2-D2.
Here is the last Lego shot in Legoland, with us and Darth Vader.
And now, ladies and gentlemen, we are coming to the end of our tour of me in California (maybe with some of my family). Here is a picture of all the guns that we bought: 2 bolt-action rifles, 2 black powder pistols, and 1 Colt Navy revolver with holster. As well as our TSA inspection card.
The End.