do entomologists come from the far-off planet entomolia? -boookie, age 9
[shh... i'm on hold with a children's book publisher.]
are stinkbugs cowardly? -boookie, age 9
[only until they meet the great and powerful oz.]
can i someday get a finger tattoo of a gold ring with a pink heart? -ela, age 7
[it was a verbal contract, but my lawyer will have a field day with the word "someday."]