seimi (in robotic monotone): here. you. go. mommy.
hobbit wife: thank you so much! are you pretending to be a robot now?
(a few seconds of absolute silence, then)
seimi (with hurt feelings): i. AM. a. robot.
seimi: here. is. my. arc. reactor...
(pulls up shirt, points to belly button)
... it's. kind. of. sweaty.
