Around Michael Delving, we have a new game called Eejeeball. The rules are simple: the teams are everyone versus Eejee, and the goal is to keep Eejee from getting the "ball" (himself) into harm's way. For instance, here he is, successfully flipping the latch on the window and doing his best to open the window.
He spends his days finding ways around every safety measure that can be implemented.
Here's sample dialogue taken from actual gameplay:
Seimi: Hey! Eejee's doing No-No! He's moving furniture! (or pulling over a chair, or tipping over a table, or throwing toys)
Coach Jesse (from Crossfit): Um, Whitney? Do you think he can flip that thing? (Eejee had grabbed a climbing rope at the gym and was pulling his pack-n-play so it had almost tipped over)
Ela: Eejee was being so bad so I had to put him back in his crib. Note that even the crib isn't necessarily escape-proof, as we discovered Eejee had almost-completely removed several bolts.
And of course, the most common dialogue:
Everyone (together): Eeee-jeee! Noooo-noooo!
He may look like he's boxed up and ready for shipment (in his NEW favorite box, which replaced the previous three boxes that he destroyed), but this wonderful, mischievous, loving toddler isn't available for trading to any other team. We're putting our franchise label on this one.
