Wednesday, September 7, 2016

McD health question

Ela: Daddy, at what age do chicken nuggets become dangerous?
[The Mayor scrambling to think - perhaps this has to do with yesterday's mid-day McDonald's run]
Mayor: I don't know if there's a particular age. They aren't particularly amazingly healthy for anyone.
Ela: I mean, is it after you hit puberty that it starts to be dangerous to have chicken nuggets?
[light dawning]
Mayor: Oh, you mean chicken pox?
Ela: Yeah!