For my twenty-oneth birthday, I think I'll have a delicious severe of beer.
- Boookie, age 7 [We think he meant reserve, as in "special reserve lager."]
I used to be a crab. Now I'm a civilian.
-Ela, age 5
Eating red bell peppers makes my mouth feel all calm. Also, they sharpen my teeth.
-Boookie, age 7
Daddy, Daddy, see computer! I go pee-paw in da twilet!
-Seimi, age 2 [There was indeed a photo of him on the computer, triumphantly pointing to his achievement.]
I was just reading your Sindarin inscription. I think you left out a vowel.
-Whitney, age 31 [She was right!]
