Wednesday, July 24, 2013

boookie howser, md

extended, self-directed study of world wars I and II has prompted bookie to diagnose himself as having a case of trench foot.

trench foot.

our young scholar currently enjoys discussing this self-diagnosis wherever we go.  for example, yesterday, while our groceries were being bagged at trader joe's, he asked our cashier if she could recommend an over-the-counter remedy for trench foot.  the elderly gentleman in line behind us was heartily amused.  the cashier, however, could only give bookie stickers, a complementary juice box, and a wide berth.

not that we blame her.  can't be too careful when it comes to trench foot.