"mommy, are pasta and scrambled eggs cousins?"
"you know, i really can't WAIT to join the military and start learning all kinds of cool survival skills! like peeling potatoes! did you know that peeling potatoes is important for warrior training? because i sure didn't. but NOW i do, and i bet i'll be REALLY GOOD at it!"
"if anyone wants help finishing their dessert, i'd be honored."
boookie, age 8
