The Hobbit Wife invited all the hobbitlings to join her in watching "Pride and Prejudice." Eejee hadn't seen it before and as he settled in, he started asking questions.
Is this another 'Pirates' movie? This is 'Pirates,' right?
I thought you said they were British? Where are the British? [he wasn't seeing any redcoats]
Where are the bad guys? Who will they fight? Are they training?
Why is there SO much just *talking*?
And finally,
Guys! Why do you watch this?!!!